fannish five friday.

[amor_remanet]

By way of a getting to know you exercise, since I've added some new folks, I'm stealing a few old questions from fannish5. And today's question, besides.

Five first fictional characters you had a crush on.

• Darth Vader.


• Tenoh Haruka/Sailor Uranus.


• Remus Lupin.


• Chiba Mamoru/Tuxedo Mask.


• Miss Piggy.

Five fic cliches you're embarrassed to admit you love.

• High school and college AUs.
• Cuddling for warmth.
• Domestic!Dean Winchester.
• Dean/Cas fic based on the "you are not gonna die a virgin, not on my watch" line.
• Alpha/Beta/Omega stuff (more because of how much I love it than anything else).

Five characters who should quit their jobs (and why).

• Gerard Argent (Teen Wolf): because he is TERRIBLE and has no business being around children ever.


• Will Schuester (Glee): see, "Gerard Argent." Seriously. Schue has no idea how to coach a glee club or mentor children, and he has no business being around anyone under the age of eighteen.


• Dean Winchester (Supernatural): because he rather needs therapy, not more nightmares. Take a page out of your brother's book, Dean. Settle down with somebody nice. Maybe a perpetually cranky-faced fallen angel whose vessel wears a dirty trenchcoat and has a semi-permanent case of sex hair. Just saying.


• Sam Winchester (Supernatural): because he doesn't really want to be doing it anyway, so why not just fuck off and go back to Amelia. Go, Sam. Go and be happy. Have three kids and a dog or something.


• Adrian Harris (Teen Wolf): …he's kind of an atrocious teacher, from what little of his teaching we've seen. He tries too hard to be Severus Snape-esque in his serious business-ness and his snarking, and it's really not cute.

Name five favorite episodes of your five favorite series. (well, six series, because I couldn't pick between Doctor Who and Teen Wolf.)

Teen Wolf.

• Magic Bullet.
• Abomination.
• The Tell.
• Party Guessed.
• Wolf's Bane.

Doctor Who. (…I counted by particular serials, rather than episodes.)

• Utopia / The Sound of Drums / Last of the Timelords.
• The Army of Ghosts / Doomsday.
• Genesis of the Daleks.
• Daleks in Manhattan / Evolution of the Daleks.
• The Long Game / Bad Wolf / The Parting of the Ways.

Community. (I couldn't not include the sixth one.)

• Cooperative Calligraphy.
• Introduction to Film.
• Documentary Filmmaking Redux.
• The Science of Illusion.
• Critical Film Studies.
• Digital Exploration of Interior Design / Pillows and Blankets.

Supernatural. (I couldn't not include the sixth one, unfortunately. There is a theme here. The theme is, "I'm just here to watch Dean Winchester cry.")

• Faith.
• My Bloody Valentine.
• On the Head of a Pin.
• Dream A Little Dream Of Me.
• What Is And What Should Never Be.
• Live Free Or Twi-Hard.

Rupaul's Drag Race.

• The Snatch Game (season 2).
• Queens In Space (season 3).
• Jocks In Frocks (season 3).
• Queens Behind Bars (season 4).
• Golden Gals (season 2).

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

• In Purgatory's Shadow / By Inferno's Light.
• Blood Oath.
• You Are Cordially Invited.
• Doctor Bashir, I Presume.
• Behind The Lines / Favor The Bold / Sacrifice of Angels.

Name five favorite ships from your five nine favorite fandoms.
Teen Wolf.

• Scott/Allison.
• Scott/Stiles.
• Allison/Lydia.
• Kate/Allison.
• Lydia/Laura.

Doctor Who.

• Martha/Donna.
• The Doctor/Jack Harkness.
• The Doctor/The Master.
• Ten/Rose/Sarah Jane.
• Martha/Jack Harkness.

Community.

• Troy/Annie/Abed.
• Annie/Shirley/Britta.
• Jeff/Dean Pelton.
• Dean Pelton/Dean Spreck.
• Jeff/Shirley/Andre.
• Vicki/Neil.

Sailor Moon.

• Haruka/Michiru(/Setsuna).
• Minako/Rei.
• Minako/Usagi.
• Usagi/Mamoru.
• Usagi/Haruka.

Supernatural.

• Dean/Castiel.
• Sam/Ruby.
• Bela/Lilith.
• Charlie/Gilda(/Becky).
• Castiel/Meg.

Supernatural/CW RPF.

• Misha/Vicki/Genevieve.
• Jensen/Misha/Jared.
• Misha/Matt Bomer.
• Adrianne/Genevieve.
• Jensen/Misha/Vicki/Danneel.

Rupaul's Drag Race RPF.

• Raven/Jujubee.
• Sonique/Morgan McMichaels.
• Manila Luzon/Latrice Royale.
• Raja Gemini/Delta Work.
• Chad Michaels/Shannel.

Puella Magi Madoka Magica.

• Homura/Madoka.
• Sayaka/Kyoko.
• Madoka/Sayaka.
• Homura/Kyoko.
• Madoka/Mami.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

• Jadzia/Worf.
• Garak/Bashir.
• Sisko/Kasidy.
• Kira Nerys/Mirror!Kira.
• Jadzia/Ezri/Curzon/Joran (I call it Daxcest).